1 00:00:00,934 --> 00:00:03,871 [Instrumental Music] 2 00:00:03,904 --> 00:00:06,374 Okay Lisa, I done had it with this dag gone sheet, now. 3 00:00:06,407 --> 00:00:08,876 - Is this the right sheet? - Yes, Tony. It's the right sheet. 4 00:00:08,909 --> 00:00:10,144 Now this is a piece of sheet. 5 00:00:10,178 --> 00:00:11,545 [Audience laughter] 6 00:00:11,579 --> 00:00:15,283 Oh man, Tony. Seriously, I just don't know what to do. 7 00:00:15,316 --> 00:00:17,918 Now that the kids are gone, it's like I can finally focus on 8 00:00:17,951 --> 00:00:19,087 my career. 9 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:21,322 I want you to help focus on this bed, please. 10 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:22,623 [Audience laughter] 11 00:00:22,656 --> 00:00:23,924 I'm serious. 12 00:00:23,957 --> 00:00:26,294 Maybe I can start a daycare. What do you think about that? 13 00:00:26,327 --> 00:00:29,130 Daycare? You want a bunch of badass kids 14 00:00:29,163 --> 00:00:30,798 runnin' around my house? No, thank you. 15 00:00:30,831 --> 00:00:32,966 We just finished Daycare with Devin and Ebony. 16 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,535 It's bad enough we still got Donnie. 17 00:00:35,436 --> 00:00:37,738 Yeah, you might be right about that. 18 00:00:37,771 --> 00:00:40,308 Ooh what about, maybe I could sell cosmetics? 19 00:00:40,341 --> 00:00:43,277 You know? Have little parties at the house and 20 00:00:43,311 --> 00:00:46,247 sell makeup and do demonstrations. 21 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:48,982 Oh hell, no. So instead of a bunch of badass kids, 22 00:00:49,016 --> 00:00:52,019 you want a bunch of preachin' ass women runnin' around my house. 23 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,487 I got it bad enough with your sisters, 24 00:00:53,521 --> 00:00:56,157 - ...David and Goliath. - Oh, stop it, Tony. 25 00:00:56,190 --> 00:00:58,126 - What about a masseuse? I could be a masseuse. - What?! 26 00:00:58,159 --> 00:00:59,193 No, no. Hell, no. 27 00:00:59,227 --> 00:01:01,429 My wife ain't puttin' her hands on nobody but me. 28 00:01:01,462 --> 00:01:02,496 You better think of somethin' else. 29 00:01:02,530 --> 00:01:04,798 Okay well Tony, you know I'm not gonna just 30 00:01:04,832 --> 00:01:06,634 sit around and twiddle my thumbs. 31 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:09,970 Seriously, I'm gonna start a business. I just have to figure it out. 32 00:01:10,871 --> 00:01:13,274 Why don't you just figure out a business that sells sheets 33 00:01:13,307 --> 00:01:15,042 - ...that actually fit. - Oh, 34 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:18,712 now if you woulda just been more patient, Tony, I was gonna help you 35 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:20,047 get it on! 36 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,382 [Audience laughter] 37 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:24,118 Now that we got it on, I'm ready to get it off. 38 00:01:24,152 --> 00:01:26,287 Not with you lookin' like a Jabberwocky. Nah, take that off. 39 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:28,656 Uh mm. The mask stays on. 40 00:01:28,989 --> 00:01:30,057 [Theme Music] 41 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,293 * Woke up and my wife said to m 42 00:01:32,326 --> 00:01:34,528 * The bill collectors want thei fees 43 00:01:34,562 --> 00:01:36,897 * The kids keep talkin' back to me 44 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:38,499 * Family time 45 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:42,069 * Family time. Family time. Family time 46 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:44,538 * Woa oah oah oah, yeah eah eah 47 00:01:44,572 --> 00:01:47,641 [Instrumental Funk Music] 48 00:01:47,675 --> 00:01:52,180 What? No, Brandy. I can't feed my clients weenie dogs and ramen noodles. 49 00:01:52,213 --> 00:01:54,047 This is an important meeting. 50 00:01:54,348 --> 00:01:55,949 Your cousin caters? 51 00:01:56,284 --> 00:01:57,985 Big Jeff, The Hood Chef? 52 00:01:58,018 --> 00:01:59,153 [Audience laughter] 53 00:01:59,187 --> 00:02:01,054 Sunflower seeds and Kool-aid? 54 00:02:01,088 --> 00:02:03,724 Listen here, girl. I am feeding business men, 55 00:02:03,757 --> 00:02:05,058 not prison inmates. 56 00:02:05,092 --> 00:02:07,094 Hello? Huh? Ah, dangit. 57 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,596 Phone died. 58 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:09,863 Hey baby, what you got here? 59 00:02:09,897 --> 00:02:11,499 It's an apple fritter pancake. 60 00:02:11,532 --> 00:02:13,367 I found the recipe online, but you know I 61 00:02:13,401 --> 00:02:15,669 added a little bit of my Lisa magic. 62 00:02:15,703 --> 00:02:17,538 Lisa magic is why we got 2 kids. 63 00:02:17,571 --> 00:02:19,072 [Laughter] 64 00:02:19,106 --> 00:02:21,675 You know I've always enjoyed cooking. And actually 65 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:23,377 I just heard you on the phone and now that I 66 00:02:23,411 --> 00:02:25,513 think about it, you don't need to hire a caterer. 67 00:02:25,546 --> 00:02:27,080 I could just cook for you. 68 00:02:27,615 --> 00:02:29,683 Oh um, well that's nice 69 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:31,118 sweetheart, but um 70 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:34,021 I'm really thinkin' about doin' somethin' nice at the office. Yo know, 71 00:02:34,054 --> 00:02:36,357 sit and talk shop while we at the shop kinda thing. 72 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:38,459 Ah yeah you must forget who cooks for 73 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,060 Thanksgiving and Christmas. 74 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:41,061 My mother. 75 00:02:41,094 --> 00:02:42,396 [Audience laughter] 76 00:02:42,430 --> 00:02:44,265 Yeah you, you keep talkin' you're gonna be movin' back in with 77 00:02:44,298 --> 00:02:45,433 your mother. 78 00:02:45,466 --> 00:02:47,601 You know I'm playin'. And I appreciate you. Thank you. 79 00:02:47,635 --> 00:02:49,537 But, I need a pro, alright. 80 00:02:49,570 --> 00:02:51,539 Now I gotta call Brandy back on my 81 00:02:51,572 --> 00:02:53,307 menu's gonna consist of a 82 00:02:53,341 --> 00:02:55,643 prison pancakes, jailhouse juice, 83 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:58,045 correctional facility crab cakes, yo know what I'm talkin' about? 84 00:02:58,078 --> 00:02:59,213 [Audience laughter] 85 00:02:59,247 --> 00:03:01,882 [Instrumental Music] 86 00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:03,551 [Music from Television] 87 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:05,719 I could do this all day. 88 00:03:05,753 --> 00:03:08,121 I should teach a class in video game. 89 00:03:08,155 --> 00:03:09,457 Hey, I'd take that class. 90 00:03:09,490 --> 00:03:11,359 You're takin' it right now. 91 00:03:12,092 --> 00:03:14,395 Uh! And just like that... 92 00:03:14,428 --> 00:03:15,829 - ...game. - Hey, man. 93 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:17,164 Just took you to school. 94 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:20,000 Again? Speakin' of school, how's it been goin'? 95 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,569 Well, everything's cool. You know, 96 00:03:21,602 --> 00:03:23,571 finally got off academic probation. 97 00:03:23,604 --> 00:03:24,905 [Audience laughter] 98 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:26,907 That's cool. You feel like you actually learn anything? 99 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:29,643 Yep. I learned I'm great at multi-tasking. 100 00:03:29,677 --> 00:03:33,281 I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate 101 00:03:33,314 --> 00:03:34,748 all at the same time. 102 00:03:34,782 --> 00:03:35,949 What about you? 103 00:03:35,983 --> 00:03:38,252 I know we got some of the prettiest girls in my school. 104 00:03:38,286 --> 00:03:40,454 And you can't beat that California weather. 105 00:03:40,488 --> 00:03:43,791 That is true. You know last winter it was so cold at my 106 00:03:43,824 --> 00:03:46,260 school, my shadow froze to the sidewalk. 107 00:03:46,294 --> 00:03:47,695 [Audience laughter] 108 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:48,929 Hey, Ross. 109 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:50,964 - Hey, Mrs. Stallworth. - Hey Devin... 110 00:03:50,998 --> 00:03:53,033 do somethin' with this. And clean up this room. 111 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:55,035 It smells like feet and armpits. 112 00:03:55,303 --> 00:03:56,670 Thanks Mom. 113 00:03:57,338 --> 00:03:59,172 Hm, what do we have here? 114 00:03:59,507 --> 00:04:01,041 Trash. 115 00:04:01,309 --> 00:04:02,476 Trash? 116 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:04,278 Oah, trash. 117 00:04:04,312 --> 00:04:06,647 Wait, what's this? 118 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:08,649 It looks like a credit card. 119 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:09,950 Did you apply for that? 120 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:12,820 Yep. I got a free box of ramen noodles when I did. 121 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:13,787 [Audience laughter] 122 00:04:13,821 --> 00:04:15,389 That's like free money. 123 00:04:15,423 --> 00:04:18,626 Yep. All this says here is that I gotta call to activate it. 124 00:04:18,659 --> 00:04:20,361 So what's you tryin' to do? 125 00:04:20,694 --> 00:04:22,796 I'm a call and activate this bad boy. 126 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:25,232 Then we headed to the mall cause you know chicks like 127 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:26,800 - ...new fits. - Ooh hoo, man... 128 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:28,536 I heard there's a couple a parties this labor day weekend 129 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:30,137 that's supposed to be lit. 130 00:04:30,170 --> 00:04:31,639 Alright. Who's throwin' em? 131 00:04:31,672 --> 00:04:33,006 I know Elephantisha's throwin' one. 132 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,675 Oh heck no, man! 133 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:36,677 You know she's nosey as hell. 134 00:04:37,545 --> 00:04:39,613 Last time I saw her, she was talkin' about gettin' a nose job. 135 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:42,182 And she said, she was tired of all her pullover sweaters 136 00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:43,351 havin' stretch marks. 137 00:04:43,384 --> 00:04:44,385 [Laughter] 138 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:46,253 Man, you know she gotta lift her nose up 139 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:47,254 to eat. 140 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,356 [Laughter] 141 00:04:48,389 --> 00:04:50,023 Hey man I'm tellin' you, we should head to the mall, 142 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:52,426 we should pick up those new Air Force None's because 143 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:54,762 shoes are the fist things women look at when they see us. 144 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:57,431 - You right. You right. So I'm a get me a pair. - Mm hm. 145 00:04:57,465 --> 00:04:58,999 - Then I'm a get you a pair. - Oh yeah. 146 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:00,934 And then I'm a get a pair to sell. 147 00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:04,004 I'm tellin' you man, we get those Air Force None's, 148 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:06,006 we gonna meet our soulmate. 149 00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:07,174 [Audience laughter] 150 00:05:07,207 --> 00:05:10,478 [Instrumental Music] 151 00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:13,847 A so can I offer anybody a beverage? 152 00:05:13,881 --> 00:05:16,417 Mr. Stallworth, when is the food gonna be here? 153 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:17,518 We're gettin' kinda hungry. 154 00:05:17,551 --> 00:05:20,187 Oh yeah, the caterers are on their way soon. 155 00:05:20,220 --> 00:05:22,390 - Okay. - Well, I hope they hurry. 156 00:05:22,423 --> 00:05:24,692 My stomach was growling so bad before, some of the investors 157 00:05:24,725 --> 00:05:26,394 wondered if I brought my dog. 158 00:05:26,794 --> 00:05:29,296 Understood. Um, let me just check with my assistant. 159 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:31,298 [Stomach growls] 160 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:32,400 [Audience laughter] 161 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:34,602 Brandy, where are the caterers? 162 00:05:34,635 --> 00:05:37,638 I don't know. And if you woulda got my cousin like I 163 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:39,907 said, this party would be lit by now. 164 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:41,542 He come with his own DJ and everything. 165 00:05:41,575 --> 00:05:42,776 I told you. 166 00:05:42,810 --> 00:05:44,778 We are not postin' a prison release party. 167 00:05:45,112 --> 00:05:46,780 Well find out where the caterers are. 168 00:05:46,814 --> 00:05:48,716 - Okay, fine. Okay. - Come on. 169 00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:49,983 I'm on it. 170 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,820 Coulda had a hand full of sunflower seeds by now. 171 00:05:53,487 --> 00:05:54,822 Ah listen, I know everybody 172 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:57,791 is really hungry, but the caterer should be here any minute. 173 00:05:57,825 --> 00:06:00,928 Okay, but we've been here long enough. 174 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:03,597 And we may have to go if it doesn't get here soon. 175 00:06:03,631 --> 00:06:05,666 I can't talk business on an empty stomach. 176 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,635 Understood. I know, I know exactly how you feel. 177 00:06:07,668 --> 00:06:09,236 Let me just check with my assistant. 178 00:06:09,269 --> 00:06:10,671 It'll be here soon. 179 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,473 [Growling] 180 00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:15,909 You heard that? It sounded like a dog was growlin' around here. 181 00:06:15,943 --> 00:06:17,244 [Indistinct] 182 00:06:17,277 --> 00:06:19,279 Nup, then now what happened? 183 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:21,281 Don't get mad. 184 00:06:21,482 --> 00:06:23,116 I got some bad news. 185 00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:24,485 Well what is it? Spit it out. 186 00:06:24,518 --> 00:06:26,820 So the caterer that that we ordered, 187 00:06:26,854 --> 00:06:29,022 - ...they cancelled. They, they ain't comin'. - What? 188 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:30,758 Cancelled? I didn't cancel nothin'. 189 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:32,159 Ah..hell, naw! 190 00:06:32,192 --> 00:06:33,861 [Growling] 191 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:36,964 See Mr. Stallworth, I told you I'm scared of dogs! 192 00:06:37,531 --> 00:06:39,099 It's like he gettin' closer... 193 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:40,468 - or mad. - Would you-- 194 00:06:40,501 --> 00:06:41,969 [Music stings out] 195 00:06:42,202 --> 00:06:44,672 [Instrumental Music] 196 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:46,974 Okay now tell me again why you cancelled that order? 197 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:48,876 Because if your ghetto chef cousin shows up 198 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:50,978 servin' fried bologna and spaghetti sandwiches, 199 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:52,012 we gonna have a problem! 200 00:06:52,045 --> 00:06:54,014 But I didn't cancel the order. 201 00:06:54,047 --> 00:06:55,716 Is there a problem, Mr. Stallworth? 202 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,851 Ah no, no no. Not at all, a Mr. Kavutskiy 203 00:06:57,885 --> 00:06:59,720 Just a give us a few more moments. 204 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,321 Alright, but... 205 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:02,723 time is ticking. 206 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:03,991 [Audience laughter] 207 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:08,161 Hey. Hello everybody. 208 00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:10,664 Soul Sisters catering has arrived. 209 00:07:10,698 --> 00:07:13,033 I'm I'm I'm sorry for bein' a little late. There was a little 210 00:07:13,066 --> 00:07:14,067 traffic. 211 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:15,368 Well it's about time. 212 00:07:15,402 --> 00:07:17,738 Kind of reminds me of the last diet I followed. 213 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:20,040 It didn't follow me so I unfollowed it. 214 00:07:20,073 --> 00:07:22,543 Ooh. Hello. Hi everyone. I'm Mrs. 215 00:07:22,576 --> 00:07:23,811 I'm Mrs. Stallworth. 216 00:07:23,844 --> 00:07:25,078 There is a god. 217 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:26,747 Hallelujah. Go on and do it! 218 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,381 Brandy, can you help me set this up? 219 00:07:28,415 --> 00:07:30,183 - I don't mind. - Thank you. 220 00:07:30,718 --> 00:07:32,185 Baby you have no idea 221 00:07:32,219 --> 00:07:33,353 how much you saved me right now. 222 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:34,822 Oh no, I know. 223 00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:35,923 Wait a minute, how do you know? 224 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:37,758 I cancelled the catering order, Tony. 225 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:38,892 What?! Why would you do that? 226 00:07:38,926 --> 00:07:41,061 Because I looked he company up online and they had 227 00:07:41,094 --> 00:07:42,195 horrible ratings. 228 00:07:42,229 --> 00:07:43,897 One of the reviewers said the head chef used to be a 229 00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:45,599 clown, and his food taste funny. 230 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:48,368 Hm. I guess I should've did my research before I hired him. 231 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:51,071 Yeah, plus I really wanted to prove to you that I could do this. 232 00:07:51,104 --> 00:07:53,240 Okay look, that's beside the point, okay. 233 00:07:53,273 --> 00:07:54,441 That's not how you do things. 234 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,610 Mrs. Stallworth, this is some of the best 235 00:07:56,644 --> 00:07:58,211 food I've ever eaten. 236 00:07:58,245 --> 00:08:00,047 Oh well, thank you. 237 00:08:00,648 --> 00:08:02,415 Do you think you could cater my niece's 238 00:08:02,449 --> 00:08:04,417 Sweet 16 on Saturday? 239 00:08:04,451 --> 00:08:06,620 My current caterer got food poisoning. 240 00:08:06,654 --> 00:08:10,457 I'm tellin' you one thing, that is the last time I'm using Clown Catering. 241 00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:13,393 - Well, absolutely. I would, I would love to. - Excellent. 242 00:08:13,426 --> 00:08:16,163 Here is my business card. 243 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,298 I'm gonna go back and get another plate, 244 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:20,233 cause last time my stomach was growling so much, 245 00:08:20,267 --> 00:08:22,069 - ...they called pet control on me. - Mm. 246 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:24,271 And Tony, I just want you to know, 247 00:08:24,304 --> 00:08:27,140 my investors and I love family businesses that work together. 248 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:29,142 So, we are gonna get my attorney to draw up some papers, 249 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:31,144 and we will get this project started. 250 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:32,713 Thank you, Mr. Kavutskiy. 251 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:35,415 - My pleasure. This is great. - Thank you. 252 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:38,251 So...what do you think? 253 00:08:38,285 --> 00:08:39,920 Soul Sisters caterin', huh? 254 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:41,088 Yep. 255 00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:43,290 I think the family has a new business. 256 00:08:43,323 --> 00:08:44,692 Mm hm. [Snickering] 257 00:08:45,092 --> 00:08:48,195 [Instrumental Music] 258 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:50,130 Hey, you're lookin' busy. 259 00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:52,600 Oh yeah, I just talked to Mr. Kavutskiy, 260 00:08:52,633 --> 00:08:54,267 and I'm workin' on his order right now. 261 00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:56,236 That is great, and you know what? 262 00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:58,572 I'm sorry. You were right, 263 00:08:58,606 --> 00:09:00,507 and I am in full support of your new business. 264 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:01,809 Anything I can do to help, you let me know. 265 00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:04,277 Aw, thank you sweetie. I mean you've already done enough. 266 00:09:04,311 --> 00:09:05,445 You got me my first gig. 267 00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:06,814 - Alright. - M'wah! 268 00:09:06,847 --> 00:09:08,515 Hello, fellow Stallworths. 269 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,651 I''m not interrupting your brown sugar am I? 270 00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:12,920 Hey you know, we do got a little love jones goin'. 271 00:09:12,953 --> 00:09:14,955 So now that I have my new catering business, it feels 272 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:16,156 like poetic justice. 273 00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:17,858 Ooh I see what you did there. 274 00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:20,093 Which brings me to why I asked you over, Viv. 275 00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:22,029 - Uh huh. - I thought maybe we could help each other... 276 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,664 generate some stable income. 277 00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:26,700 So, I was wondering if you'd be interested in partnering with me 278 00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:28,001 in my new catering business? 279 00:09:28,035 --> 00:09:32,139 - OMG! I'd be so happy to go into business with you! - Yeah? 280 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:33,206 [Gasping] 281 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,475 I knew you'd recognize my cooking skills one day. 282 00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:36,877 I make a mean tater salad. 283 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:39,146 Mm. I bet it's pretty mean on them taste buds. 284 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:41,615 [Laughs] I have a really big gig coming up. 285 00:09:41,649 --> 00:09:44,652 It's a Sweet 16. They're expecting about 20-30 guests. 286 00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:46,053 Oh that's amazing. We better get cookin'. 287 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:48,155 Oh oh, so ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh, actually Viv... 288 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:51,591 I was thinking you know, you could help me stay organized. 289 00:09:51,859 --> 00:09:53,060 Let me be the first to say, 290 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,962 congratulations ladies, on your new business. 291 00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:56,730 [Viv chuckles] 292 00:09:56,764 --> 00:09:59,066 And this one time, I bought some shoes from my dealer. 293 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,534 And I don't know what he laced 'em with, but I was trippin' all day. 294 00:10:01,568 --> 00:10:03,737 - Yep, you gotta be more careful. - Dang. 295 00:10:03,771 --> 00:10:05,505 - Hey everyone. - Woa, woa, woa. 296 00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:07,941 Devin, are those the new Air Force None's? 297 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:10,410 We just be out there flossin'. 298 00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:13,313 I bet you're gettin' all the fly hunnies wearin' those. 299 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:15,883 You see, I told you that's the first thing they lookin' at, man. 300 00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:17,851 - Eh, you fly! - Nah, you fly. 301 00:10:17,885 --> 00:10:19,219 - You fly! - Nah, you fly. 302 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:23,090 Alright, alright. Calm down, young jock strap and a Bruno Martian. 303 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,225 Devin, where did you get all this money from? 304 00:10:25,258 --> 00:10:26,760 Oh I just sold some shoes, 305 00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:29,262 But can we talk later? We just came to get ready for this 306 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:30,931 backyard barbecue party. 307 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,099 Alright then, my peeps. 308 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:33,834 Now don't get caught up in any thirst straps. 309 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:35,435 I heard it's a hot girl summer. 310 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:36,436 [Audience laughter] 311 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:37,805 No promises. 312 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,107 [Lisa smirks] 313 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,441 - [Tony] Lisa? - Yeah. 314 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,877 Them clothes look pretty expensive. 315 00:10:43,911 --> 00:10:46,747 Right. I was thinkin' the same thing. 316 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:48,548 How do you think he got the extra cash? 317 00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:51,118 I don't know. It better not be anything illegal. 318 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:54,421 Huh? Devin wouldn't do anything. He's a nice, young man. 319 00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:55,956 So was Ted Bundy. 320 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,057 [Audience laughter] 321 00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:58,191 I'll have a talk with him later. 322 00:10:58,225 --> 00:11:01,995 [Instrumental Music] 323 00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:03,630 Hey, Lisa. 324 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,365 Oh you look exhausted. 325 00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:07,801 Oh yeah. You know I've been cookin' all day long and 326 00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:08,869 a I'm tired! 327 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:11,004 You know I'm so tired, my tired is tired. 328 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:13,306 Well I've been thinking and I came up with a 329 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:16,243 few menu items that I think would really help us take our catering 330 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:17,477 company to the next level. 331 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:20,380 Oh, wow. I like your dedication, Viv. 332 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:21,214 What'd you come up with? 333 00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:23,116 Well so first, I was thinking 334 00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:25,118 um a cranberry macaroni and cheese would be a 335 00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:26,619 great addition to the menu. 336 00:11:26,653 --> 00:11:29,089 Then maybe even a pumpkin spice fried chicken, 337 00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:31,258 and how about like a kumquat taco? 338 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:33,393 Okay so Vivian, um yeah 339 00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:36,329 I was thinking that you could stick to maybe more of the advertising, 340 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,598 the accounting, marketing, business aspects 341 00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,000 of the business. 342 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:43,270 Well, I was hoping to be more hands-on with the cooking. 343 00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:45,138 I don't mean to brag but I won 344 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:47,640 prison chef of the year three years in a row. 345 00:11:47,674 --> 00:11:50,010 You just haven't lived until you've had prison pot pie. 346 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,511 [Audience laughter] 347 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,847 Yeah Viv, right now you'll just be more beneficial on the business side. 348 00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:55,348 [Audience laughter] 349 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:59,286 Okay...so um, is there anything you need me to take care of right now? 350 00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:01,121 Um well, I was thinking 351 00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:03,791 about buying this expensive, high-powered juicer. 352 00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:05,692 Hm, well let's check it out online... 353 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,194 - ...and see how much it costs. - Oh yeah, no I actually... 354 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,829 already have it pulled up right here. 355 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,364 Whew. Aw, that is expensive. 356 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,465 But it's nice though. 357 00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:14,701 A yeah. Yeah, yeah. You're right. Right. 358 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:15,903 I can't afford that now. 359 00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:18,839 [Deep inhale] Okay you know, I'll just manage without it. 360 00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:20,673 You ready for this sweet 16 party? 361 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,776 Is prison meat greasy? 362 00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:23,777 [Audience laughter] 363 00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:25,045 Alrighty then. 364 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,814 Okay, got it? 365 00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:27,981 Yep. 366 00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:29,149 Alright. 367 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,984 - [Indistinct] - [Lisa] Okay, you got it. 368 00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:32,052 Better get that door though. 369 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,888 Oh yeah, that's gonna be interesting. 370 00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:36,890 We got it. We got it. 371 00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:38,725 Alright, oop, yep. 372 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,995 [Lisa] Probably not a good idea. 373 00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:43,530 [Audience laughter] 374 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,237 [Typing] 375 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,471 [Audience laughter] 376 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,006 [Music stings out] 377 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:56,576 [Instrumental Music] Okay, okay, a how many of those pairs of them you got? 378 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,545 Okay, yeah. I'm-- I'm a need me 5 379 00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:00,848 of those at least, in every color. 380 00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:03,250 Yep, yep. Um a... 381 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:06,319 you know what? I'm feelin' real generous today. 382 00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:08,455 How about you get yourself a pair too? 383 00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,623 Alright. Okay, bye. 384 00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:17,064 Hm...dude. 385 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,232 A new credit card! 386 00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:23,203 Every $500 I spend, I get new puppy points? 387 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:24,504 [Audience laughter] 388 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:25,705 We gettin' a puppy? 389 00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:29,476 No, but my dad told me never turn down anything for free. 390 00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,779 What are you doing here? 391 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,615 Oh well, I brought you some free food. 392 00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:37,784 Where is food free? 393 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,619 Anywhere they accept my mama's credit card. 394 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,621 Boy, that is not free. 395 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:42,722 Free for us. 396 00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:44,858 It's all plastic anyways, man. She won't even know. 397 00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:46,626 Besides man, we gotta get to the mall. 398 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,328 [Phone ringing] 399 00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:50,363 Yes, yes. A I would like 400 00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:52,632 the Bazooka Blender 9000. 401 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,968 Is it true that they can really cut through bone? 402 00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:56,970 Mm, and I saw that you guys have 403 00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:59,506 a Kruger blades as an accessory? 404 00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:01,441 Also, how fast can you get that here? 405 00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:02,775 Hey hey, a get 2. 406 00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:04,811 We can sell one on Gbay and get the cash. 407 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:05,913 [Audience laughter] 408 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:08,048 Okay, okay. Thanks Freddie. 409 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:10,884 Yeah, yeah. My mom's gonna love this. 410 00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:12,119 You're the goat. 411 00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:13,420 Thank you. 412 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:14,787 You're gettin' your mama a goat too? 413 00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:16,990 [Audience laughter] No...ah, never mind. 414 00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:18,591 What's so important at the mall? 415 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:20,460 The new Jane Jumper just came out, man. 416 00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:21,962 We need to cop that for this weekend. 417 00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:23,997 Now you know my dad is not gonna let me 418 00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:25,132 wear no [Indistinct]. 419 00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:26,333 [Audience laughter] 420 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,335 But...if we're not gettin' the jumpers then 421 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,937 what's the next move? 422 00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:32,772 A just came out with the new Jesus Walkers. 423 00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:35,408 My bro, we'll be the new kings of the block. 424 00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:37,110 We better hurry up and get there before that line gets too long. 425 00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:38,145 and they close the gates. 426 00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:39,846 Oh don't even worry about it. 427 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,315 I got a spot where we can go through the wire and go 428 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:43,683 straight to the front door. 429 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,118 [Audience laughter] 430 00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:47,387 Isn't your dad gonna trip when he sees those new shoes? 431 00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:49,189 He can't tell me nothin'. 432 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,323 I'm grown. 433 00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:52,092 [Tony yelling] Devin, get up here! 434 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,293 Coming, Dad. 435 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:54,794 [Audience laughter] I thought you were grown? 436 00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:56,796 I'm grown, not stupid. 437 00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,365 [Audience laughter] [Music stings out] 438 00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:00,833 [Instrumental Music] 439 00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:02,369 [Video-game sounds effects] 440 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:03,503 What's goin' on there? 441 00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:05,272 Hey Dad, you just gettin' home from work? 442 00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:06,974 Mm hm. What's all this? 443 00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,175 All what? 444 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:09,509 You know what all what? 445 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:11,144 It looks like a damn pawn shop in here. 446 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,380 A you got five seconds to explain 447 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,115 to explain yourself. Two... 448 00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:17,050 - You said five. - One! 449 00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:18,952 Okay...but before I explain, 450 00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:20,920 I wanted to give you this gift. 451 00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:23,223 [Audience laughter] 452 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,225 I'm not doin' anything illegal. 453 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,060 I ain't harborin' no fugitives in here, boy. 454 00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:29,062 It's not even like that, Dad. 455 00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:31,164 I got a little extra money from the shoes I 456 00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:33,833 sold and I thought, who better to spend my money on? 457 00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:35,068 [Audience laughter] 458 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:37,537 Oaaah, are these the new-- with the ah-- 459 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,406 okay! Okay! 460 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,341 Hey man, it ain't even my birthday. Hey, 461 00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:43,576 - ...thank you, son. - It was the least I could do. 462 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,912 Ah you shouldn't have, man. And you know what, 463 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,914 I'm sorry for thinkin' the worst. 464 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,083 Besides, I value my freedom 465 00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:51,551 way too much. 466 00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:53,753 And I just got a date with Sharane. 467 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,088 Sharane, Sharane? 468 00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:57,524 - Yep. - You know her mama used to be thicker than a Snicka. 469 00:15:57,557 --> 00:15:58,558 [Audience laughter] 470 00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:00,827 - Well, it runs in the family, pops. - Mmm! 471 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,495 And milk does the body good. 472 00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:04,297 I know that's right. [Laughter] 473 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,434 [Instrumental Music] 474 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,436 - Wow...woa. - Ooh. 475 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,870 - Whew!... - Oh my God. 476 00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,205 what a night! 477 00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:13,606 - Mm. - Hoof. 478 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,742 Last time I partied that hard, I woke up next 479 00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:17,577 to a moose in Modesto. 480 00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:18,711 [Laughter] 481 00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:21,114 Well you know, at least we got another gig out of it. 482 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,582 Oh that's true. 483 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:23,583 What was that? 484 00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:24,884 [Exhales] What's what? 485 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,786 Hold on. 486 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:27,920 What? 487 00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:30,957 For a very special person. 488 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,459 Congrats on your first gig. 489 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:33,793 Oah, what is it? 490 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,695 I don't know. It must be from Tony. 491 00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:38,298 Oh my gosh. It's the juicer! 492 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,732 that I mentioned. 493 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:40,767 How'd he know? 494 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:41,734 Aw. 495 00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:43,002 Hey babe. Hey Viv. 496 00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:46,206 Hey. You know what, I gotta go. I'll catch you guys tomorrow. 497 00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,475 If I don't leave now I might become a permanent fixture 498 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,243 and Tony might start charging me rent. 499 00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:51,478 You're damn right. 500 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,513 Thanks Viv. Bye. 501 00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:55,215 So how'd everything go today? 502 00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:56,983 Oh everything went great. 503 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,151 Hm, that's what I like to hear. 504 00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:00,487 And thank you baby, for my juicer. 505 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,688 How'd you know? 506 00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,356 What are you talkin' about? I didn't buy you a juicer. 507 00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:06,093 Well now, if you didn't buy it, 508 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:07,327 who bought it? 509 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,662 [Scoffs] I think I have a pretty good idea who. 510 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:10,997 [Audience laughter] 511 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,165 [Phone vibrates] 512 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:13,866 Hello. 513 00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,203 Yes, this is Tony Stallworth. 514 00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:19,272 Unusually high activity on my credit card? 515 00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:20,340 [Audience laughter] 516 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:23,610 No, I a do not have an account with you. 517 00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:26,179 I'll get to the bottom of this. Thank you for calling. 518 00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:27,847 Who was that, Tony? 519 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,182 That was the bank. 520 00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:31,318 I think my belt's about to make a deposit. 521 00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:32,419 [Audience laughter] 522 00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:34,020 [Instrumental Music] 523 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,922 Devin, get your ass down here, boy. 524 00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:37,457 Tony, don't hurt him. 525 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,892 The last thing I wanna do is hurt him, but it's definitely on my to do list. 526 00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:41,861 Devin, I need you to tell us the truth. 527 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,330 Where did you get this money from? 528 00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:44,764 I got a credit card. 529 00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:48,168 Credit card? I thought you said you got the money from sellin' shoes. 530 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:50,703 I did, but I also used a credit card. 531 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,705 How did you plan on payin' the money back? 532 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,807 See I was gonna use the shoe money 533 00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:56,209 to pay off the credit card, but 534 00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:57,977 things kinda just got our of hand 535 00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:00,313 Devin, a lot of these 536 00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:01,848 credit card companies 537 00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,250 pray on college students! 538 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:05,985 Mm hm. See this is exactly why I didn't want to get you a credit card 539 00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:06,853 in the first place. 540 00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,221 I knew you weren't responsible enough. 541 00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:10,056 But Dad, It's basically like free cash. 542 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,724 Nobody really cares about it. 543 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,193 You think they don't really care about it? 544 00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:14,494 Try missing a payment. 545 00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:15,928 Your credit will get so bad, 546 00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:18,431 you'll have to take a house loan out, and put it in your kid's name. 547 00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,967 Is this house under my name? Because under 548 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,902 - ...my roof-- - Knock if off, boy! 549 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,070 [Audience laughter] 550 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,173 Now I got a belt which your name on it. Keep it up. 551 00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:27,807 But the payments are really low. 552 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,709 Devin, you have to read the fine print. 553 00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:33,012 Yeah. See what they don't tell you is that because of the interest, 554 00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:35,815 you'll wind up paying twice as much for whatever you buy. 555 00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,717 Hm. So instead of paying 556 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:40,687 $200 I'd be like paying $150? 557 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,155 [Audience laughter] 558 00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:44,023 A yeah, or more. 559 00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:46,993 Okay, so that could like add up to $100 in no time. 560 00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:48,228 [Audience laughter] 561 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:50,697 Just keep talkin' son. One day you'll say somethin' smart. 562 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,265 Exactly what I was thinkin'. 563 00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:53,900 [Audience laughter] 564 00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,668 Look Devin, bottom line, you're gonna have to return all the stuff you bought, 565 00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:56,769 and get a refund. 566 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,871 So do you think I could get a loan from the 567 00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:00,507 bank to pay off the credit card, 568 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,074 and I can keep everything? 569 00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:04,444 Son, the bank will only give you a loan 570 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,179 if you can prove that you don't need it. 571 00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:08,181 Well what about the stuff that's been used? 572 00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:10,750 Okay son, consider this your first lesson of manhood. 573 00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:12,952 You're gonna have to just return what you can, 574 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,154 and then get a job to pay off the rest of the debt. 575 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,190 So Dad, a you think you can 576 00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:18,725 let me borrow $6,000? 577 00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:20,126 $6,000?! 578 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,529 Boy you better leave now cause you're livin' on borrowed time. 579 00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:24,096 [Audience laughter] 580 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:25,865 [Footsteps departing] 581 00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:27,734 Maybe he'll learn his lesson soon. 582 00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:29,269 Oh he'll figure it out. 583 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:30,370 I mean it's amazing. 584 00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:31,971 You spend the first 2 years of their life 585 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,540 teachin' them how to walk and talk, 586 00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:36,476 and the next 20 years of their life, tellin' them to sit down and shut up. 587 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,144 [Audience laughter] 588 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,812 - [Devin] Dad? - Shut up! 589 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:40,913 [Music stings out] 590 00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:44,083 [Instrumental Music] 591 00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:45,051 Chuh! 592 00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:46,453 Huzzah! 593 00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,855 [Grunting] 594 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:51,758 That's called the kinky toe technique. 595 00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:54,160 If you do that to the kinky toe, 596 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,928 it'll drop right off a man's body. 597 00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:57,096 Alright. 598 00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:59,266 And it's also great for self-defense. 599 00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:01,768 You see this? This is a great tablet. 600 00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:03,169 It might beat you in chess, 601 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,638 but it don't got a thing on you in karate. 602 00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:08,207 I think you just filled my criteria. 603 00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:11,210 But the megapixels look 604 00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:12,612 a little choppy! 605 00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,146 Hmm. [Audience laughter] 606 00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:17,149 Well, I'll throw in that case for you. 607 00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:18,285 [Audience laughter] 608 00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:19,486 Okay. 609 00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:21,187 [Audience laughter] 610 00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:22,489 Good job, son. 611 00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:24,791 You're a natural salesman, just like your old man. 612 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:28,094 You know, that thought did cross my mind. 613 00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:29,596 A thought crossed your mind? 614 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:31,598 It must have been a long and lonely journey. 615 00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:34,301 Yeah, it took a little time but 616 00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:36,803 I'm startin' to have fun with this whole sellin' thing. 617 00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:39,005 Mm, I'm glad you figured it out, son. 618 00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:40,507 Hey, what about your jacuzzi? 619 00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:43,009 I'll give you a couple hundred bucks for it. 620 00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:45,878 Boy, you sell my jacuzzi, I'll drown you in it. 621 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,547 [Audience laughter] 622 00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:50,650 - Sold! - Boy-- 623 00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:52,719 - [Grunting] - Woa, you know what? 624 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,321 I don't really like the jacuzzi that much anyway. 625 00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:56,022 [Audience laughter] [Music stings out]